My Theory of Happiness

i have a theory on luck and happiness. for simplicity all athe examples given here will be centred on luck. if you need another reason i hate you.

my theory is that there is a set amount of happiness at any seperate moment. i gather this from all the times i feel like crap. at most times people around me are usually laughing, smiling and just being a happy bunch of people.

granted that often they were laughing AT me but that's just splitting hairs.

makes me feel relatively good whenever i'm feeling depressed. knowing that somewhere someone is not having such a bad day. (this line is courtesy of certain people who want me to lighten up, you know who you are)

by my theory, though, world peace will then be impossible. no matter how happy and peaceful people are, somewhere somehow someone is having a torrid time. maybe he's getting gang stabbed for being humans on a sunny day. who knows... ...

Just managed to get away with murder (or at least coming home drunk). Although in my defense, I was only a bit high, it's just that my stomach cannot handle lying down just about yet. Either way, happy days... (somewhat)

makes me feel sorry for the poor sleaze whos's getting gang stabbed now.